Sunday, September 25, 2011
Autopsy Report: I Have No Idea How She Will It Dies In Theaters Because Of Toon (?)
The Weinstein Co is going through abrutal 2011 with every movie it releases that’s not The King’s Speech. In quick succession, Scream 4, Spy Kids 4D, Our Idiot Brother, Apollo 18, and last weekend’s I Don’t Understand How She Will It didn’t open worth a damn. Which doesn’t even count the rough reception given Madonna’s W.E. in the Venice Film Festival whichHarv isreleasing throughout the honours corridor. (Honours? Not unless of course he is able to buy her a Golden Globe.)I have no idea the way the studio will remain on track using its reorganized finances if Dimension films keep bombing or TWC photos get no traction.If onlyHarvey Weinstein hadn’t braggedduring the Tribeca Film Festival that 2011 was “going to become good year financially” and thathisindie studiowas on trackto outpace even its most lucrative years at Miramax.But which was in April, before TheWeinstein Co started its losing streak. That $150M it produced from The Nobleman Speech before ancillary revenue streams start working won’t last lengthy.Weinstein stated he needs to rebuild “a model that’s beyond Oscar”. The actual question now's whether he even knows how. I Don’t Understand How She Will It took it's origin from a properly-known book similar to the Weinstein Co’sThe Nanny Journals whichwomen declined just like summarily. Issue is, IDKHSDI is really a terrible movie (only 17% fresh on Rotten Tomato plants) starring the annoying Nicole Kidman (just return to television already) within an abominable premise (a functional wife under stress). But request The Weinstein Co why it tanked, and also the claim is thatthe opening weekend from the Lion King three dimensional required a $6M-$7M bite from Parker’s pic. Because older women were built with a choice between seeing Sex And Also The City‘s Barbara like a clone of themselves or taking themselves as well as their kids to Lion King three dimensional – andpicked the toon. (Because of the choice between IDKHSDI along with a kidney transplant, i'd have selected the surgery.) The studio also didn’t understand that women under age 30 “do not connect” to Parker.Nevertheless, casting her in anything when her last2 non-Sex films unsuccessful tolaunch (2008′s Wise People $4M, and 2009′s Have You Heard Concerning The Morgans? $6M) wasn't the wise move. I’m also biased: Barbara was my least favorite Sex And Also The City character.
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